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5 STAR DIVE BAR

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£1 CORN DOGS

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MEZCALITOS

★ 5 STAR DIVE BAR ☠ £1 CORN DOGS ☞ MEZCALITOS

A neon sign style graphic of a woman sat inside a cocktail glass
A neon sign style graphic of a woman sat inside a cocktail glass
Corn dog on a table next to a £1 coin

Size matters

BAD TONY’S

A neon sign style graphic of a woman sat inside a cocktail glass
A neon sign style graphic of a woman sat inside a cocktail glass
People cheersing a round of shots with a burgers and chips on the table

Bristol 2026

A round of shots on a table, with a pint of beer, £10 notes and a wedge of lime on the table

It’s never just one

A man with tattooed fingers and a ring holding a margarita cocktail

Bad news travels fast

WHO THE HELL IS TONY?

A round of shotsglasses on a dirty table

MEZCALITOS

Half Mezcal. Half Tequila. All Bad Ideas. Poured quick, gone quicker. Viva la hangover.

A messy looking burger on a table

THE HOME OF RGB

Smash patties, molten cheese, filth. Every beer gets a burger. Every burger deserves a shot.

A corn dog next to a £1 coin on a dirty table with ring marks

$1 DOGS

Bad Tony's cult favourite. Deep-fried sausage on a stick. It’s cheap, it’s hot, and it’s a pound. Vegan version available (pickles, they’re fried pickles).

COCKTAILS

Margaritas, Carajillos, Calimochos and Palomas. Heavy pours, cold ice, no umbrellas. Pick a glass.

ST NICHOLAS STREET, BRISTOL

Pickleback Del Infierno
Serve: Mezcal + Tequila → pickle-brine chaser
Vibe: Sharp, smoky, and unholy.
"Smoke, salt, and second thoughts."
El Papa Loco
Serve: Mezcal + Tequila → chilli & lime, Tajín rim
Vibe: Fiery madness in a glass.
"Feel the burn. Earn the T-shirt."
La Bloody María
Serve: Mezcal + Tequila → tomato, hot sauce & Worcestershire, celery-salt rim
Vibe: Smoky, spicy, sin in a glass.
"Blessed by Maria, cursed by morning."
El Bastardo Verde
Serve: Mezcal + Tequila → melon liqueur + tiny drop of chilli oil
Vibe: Sweet, smoky, loco.
"Tastes like chaos, glows like envy."
Martillo de los Gods
Serve: Mezcal + Tequila → cinnamon, brown sugar & cayenne rim
Vibe: Trueno, calor y pecado.
"Bang your head. Lose your soul."
La Devil’s Novia
Serve: Mezcal + Tequila → cranberry + dash of chilli salt
Vibe: Sweet lips, bad intentions.
"Hot, holy, and fully unholy."
Santa Muerta
Serve: Mezcal + Tequila → lime + absinthe rinse
Vibe: Sacred, smooth, sinister.
"She blesses. Then she buries."

MEZCALITOS

Half Mezcal. Half Tequila. All Bad Ideas.

A two part shot that’s poured quick and gone quicker. Viva the hangover.